Gratuitous Food Porn : Hotdog Porn

The Vulgar Chef

Hot dogs. So fuckin’ American. More American than Abraham Lincoln banging Neil Armstrong in the back of a 67′ Pontiac GTO while listening to an audio clip of John F. Kennedy get a hummer from Marilyn Monroe to the tune of The National Anthem. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The hot dog is iconic. Meat in tube form topped with whatever drives your give a fuck tractor. Slice it up on a paper plate like you’re a little ass toddler, or man handle a footlong monster topped with three other chili cheese dogs. Great at a BBQ, great at a funeral. The hot dog knows no limits.

Just to clear things up, if you put ketchup on your dog, you’re alright in my fuckin’ book. Haters be damned.

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